I don’t think I’m very good at finding roommates on Craigslist.
As of right now, my options are a 35 year old guy who is trying to find a squash partner (I was so confused by this. At first I thought it was slang for “casual mid-thirties sex” and then I considered that he might literally be seeking a companion to plant squash into a garden with, and then I looked it up and realized squash is a sport), and a Cal student who says she will forbid me from drinking alcohol.
I’m probably not going about this the right way:
About the space:
– you will be living with a female UC Berkeley student
– you are free to set up a divider for your own privacy in the living room
– no parties, drugs, alcohol, 420, etc.
I also mentioned in my first email to another Craigslist ad that JK Rowling has informed me that I’m a Ravenclaw. Still learning the concept of “relevant information”.
And then I found some Craigslist ads that seemed like they were written by really cool people, but since their apartment was too far/year lease only, I emailed them just to tell them I can’t live with them, but they sound like they’d be really chill to live with.
I don’t know what I’m doing… I’m sorry… I’m trying as hard as I can! Please, please please let me find someone tolerant enough of my faults to take me in in this hard time…. I promise I’ll sing for you and I’ll even plant squashes in the garden whenever you want.
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