Archives for August 2012

I went to go audition for a choir I found online by googling “recent college graduate desperate for other college graduate friends and also a non-karaoke musical outlet”.

That’s not actually what I looked up, it’s just what I was thinking while I was looking things up.

As of right now, my options are a 35 year old guy who is trying to find a squash partner (I was so confused by this. At first I thought it was slang for “casual mid-thirties sex” and then I considered that he might literally be seeking a companion to plant squash into a garden with, and then I looked it up and realized squash is a sport), and a Cal student who says she will forbid me from drinking alcohol.

I’m probably not going about this the right way:

I also mentioned in my first email to another Craigslist ad that JK Rowling has informed me that I’m a Ravenclaw.  Still learning the concept of “relevant information”.

And then I found some Craigslist ads that seemed like they were written by really cool people, but since their apartment was too far/year lease only, I emailed them just to tell them I can’t live with them, but they sound like they’d be really chill to live with.

I don’t know what I’m doing… I’m sorry… I’m trying as hard as I can!  Please, please please let me find someone tolerant enough of my faults to take me in in this hard time…. I promise I’ll sing for you and I’ll even plant squashes in the garden whenever you want.

I told myself today is the day I’m going to get out of my bed and off my computer and go running. I put on a sports bra and workout clothes and I realized I was hungry so I heated up Thai food, and now it’s been 3 hours and I’m laying in my bed on my computer in workout clothes. Is this what they meant when they said it’s okay to take baby steps to exercise?